necromorph-slayinglovemachine:
I’m not sure but I think I just accidentally created a legendary Pokemon
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
my dashboard is 90% depressive posts but it should be 100% baby squid posts let get this squid party moving along
have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick
i bought 20 fruit rollups in lunch
p33p:
truly majestic
Jesus christ
of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
IML AUGHING S OMUCH OMG THIS MAKES LITERSALLY ZERO SENSE LIKE ISTHE CUPBOARD TOOO LOUD WHEN HE OPENNS IT????H OW DOES TH AT HAPPEN OMG I DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND
im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play
In which Marina Diamandis continues to be a queen and shuts down body policing
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
wearesorryfortheinconvenience:
wearesorryfortheinconvenience:
my friend is CONVINCED he is the one who brought on post limit. a few years ago he was reblogging a single picture as fast as he could as many times as he could and then the server crashed and ever since then people started hitting a post limit
its his fault we go through this
if you where wondering this is the image
bUT IDK MAN I THINK THERE IS PLENTY OF FUCKIN REASON TO BE UPSET
zdou:
OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT
HERE TAKE IT i redid these panels like a month ago or somethign tAKE THEM i dont feel like finishing this„„ when i will i’ll already hate them so what’s the point
did u ever jus make scenarios in your head that will never happen but make you so happy just imagining them
this is literally college just so you know
(Source: tedfuckingmosby)
